Jack

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[Jack @MyDogVoid]

child Prodigy: Sip My Juice Cup

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

listening to geordie greep

[Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans]

What’s everyone’s big personal regression they’re gonna allow themselves as a little treat now that it’s 2016 2? Me personally I’m gonna start listening to Sun Kil Moon again

[Jack @MyDogVoid]

@bakedillaskher blocked

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Mcdonalds worker on 9th hour of shift : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today

Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

had a dream where I learned BDSM stood for Being Da Silly Man

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

No disrespect but I was never a big ocean head. Lakes and rivers are where it’s at for a guy like me

[Ash @newashcamp]

We asked 100 warriors from 100 provinces whether love could bloom on the battlefield

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

God I bet it feels like heroin though

[heather vomiting god @hvg_core]

good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!

[Jack @MyDogVoid]

@chair_bagels I thought you were saying 'world first day of school day' like it was an international event and we all had to go back to school at the same time lol

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

21 Aug 2024

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Every fall I find a random group of local kids and tell them they’re my “Rangers” and explain to them the duties of a Ranger (collecting and stripping copper wire for me)

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

thinking about how good it would feel to be a crab and see 'imitation crab' on a menu...everybody wants me, no one can have me...and on top of everything you're a crab going out to dinner....

[Jack @MyDogVoid]

@chair_bagels thank you for your honesty

[Jack @MyDogVoid]

@chair_bagels the strawberry kefir from TJ's is real good! Also blueberries and grapenuts for da fiber

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.

Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Reply To congressman from my district: you da man. Keep trying. That’s all that matters

Reply to congressman from one district over: Your children will turn to sand in your arms and the wind will take them from you

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(To friend I betrayed deeply) listen man I’m not uhh good at apologies so i uhh (takes 2 army men out of my pocket) these guys you know they’re brothers and sometimes brothers, (yoda action figure falls out of my pocket) Who the fuck is that

[Nate Fisher @BozoMode]

I’m watching Frasier and when Frasier tries to get laid I start cheering at the screen like he’s the Mets