Miranda Barns

What do you get when you gobble down sweets - eating as much as an elephant eats? What do you get, getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that?

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

hey there little man!

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

You're wondering now, what to do, now you know, this isn't the end.

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

teaching old dogs...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

He smells of chocolate and tastes like sun.

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

tiny tunes from a massive woman...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

salumi pizza FTW! #JunkFoodMakesMeHappy

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

she loves her winter onesy...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

black doesn't have to be boring...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

two weeks and counting!

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

a non-perverted hug, that's really all she asked for...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

can feel my heart beating irregularly...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

dress well for graduation - wear a onesie...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

never have i felt so sorry for the favorite...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

i'm her biggest fan...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

fuller lips without botox? chew on something you're allergic to..

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

he's my warrior...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

she just stepped out for a quicky...

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

beauty is more than fashion deep.

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

it's one day at a time really.

[Miranda Barns @MyFatOnesy]

gotta luv that makeup swirl...