Brian Schnorbs

Make it nasty, little girl.

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Teehee https://t.co/ptHVCn9ieQ

[CNN @CNN]

Mysterious "sea pickles" are invading the west coast
https://t.co/G1iHJZbC6s

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Yup, it's that time of the week again.. https://t.co/VihRDeA9t2

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never play ping pong with your grandma https://t.co/tZKmN2pApP

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I need this enthusiasm to do math https://t.co/bmvoFvhqic

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your favorite song comes on https://t.co/D7EGEaFyfN

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Don't let your dreams be dreams

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

What a visionary.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me making guac https://t.co/X39TiF1S5E

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

@emobrien1 "you scare me like I'm a little bitch!" https://t.co/E9ertibCbp

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

He screamed like a little bitch 😭 https://t.co/zjyccifNny

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Meanwhile in China https://t.co/oewzQMLG9s

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Tummy twists in knots Is this love or just some gas World may never know #haikufriday #poem

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Also, what exactly is a carrot seed bc carrots don't actually have seeds. C/t if u know?? #curiousfriday #BRIANMORELIKEBRAIN

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Jw if you cry under water do tears still come out? Going to run some tests stay tuned for results. #scienceandcocktails #scientificfindings

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

#folloback #follobackinstantly #folllowfriday #followme #followforfollow #follafordolla #FridayFeeling #FeetUpFriday #FridayTurnUp

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Srsly hurry up fans mustard is getting heavy

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Me again, still organizing my condiments trying to decide if mustard or soysauce goes in front??! Rt for mustrd fav for soysauce #sillycats

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Hi fans jst a check in to c what ur fave thing to do on rainy day is!?! Tweet me back #knitting #paintingwithmytoes #organizingcondiments

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

Im on a roll bc I'm jst rlly feelin myself so if u have any requests just holla at ur main boi #call #txt #tinder #facetime #email #papaboo

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

This is a PDA ok omg woah I meant Psa but here: people jst relax its Sunday stop tryin 2 get stuff done jst throw ur tootsies up n relax

[Brian Schnorbs @MyFriendBrian1]

G of t tonight!!!! Lol do u think I'm talking about #ginandtonics or #gameofthrones fave 4 gin like 4 game #cometopapa #Tootsierollchallenge