My Friend Peter

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@BuffaloBills The @BuffaloBills are good at blowing… playoff games.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@RollingStone ‘Is the hit song in the room with you?’

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@NYCMayor At least these Twin Towers don’t collapse

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@PhiladelphiaGov @RdgTerminalMkt @JeffersonUniv Will you keep it clear of the masturbating homeless people or will they be back next week?

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS I highly recommend the Riley Reid episode. 💦

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@KirkHerbstreit @BookCameo Stop with the dog shtick. No one gives a shit.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@SleeperPhillies @Barkbuddy2 @philscentral_ @Phillie_Savant @FightinsTalk Why would we care about his sexual preferences?

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@awfulannouncing Some should remind @keithhernandez that the @Mets got swept by the @Rockies at home in April. What’s his excuse for that?

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@MLB Throws better than @MattStrahm

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@daily_magazin Me as she surfed overhead:

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@Simone_Biles @chrispassoubem Faker

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@6abc Ironic. Grandma used to call that area Niggaville.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@CBSNews

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@6abcadamjoseph @comcast I think it’s a case of ‘clean the shit out of your ears.’

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@6abc Anyone who had a dick up an ass last night rejoiced.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@TSN_Sports @PGATOUR I bet he also blames his wife when he cums too quick

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@DailyLoud I could watch this all day. And i will.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@RAJr_20 @TMacPhils @Phillies He ruined it! Was just carnival barking the entire thing.

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@JohnStolnis Liam’s latest shirt just dropped….

[My Friend Peter @MyFriendPeter69]

@JohnStolnis Love it.