I’m all for self love but some of y’all never shut the fuck up about how “great” you are even though all you do is bum cigarettes from everybody and beg your followers to retweet your promotion announcement that you’re selling your nudes at a 50% discount
@AmeerVann you're a king. Fuck these people and fuck anyone who doubts your sincerity. Keep writing and keep your head up. Plenty of your fans aren't going anywhere.
It's been two years. So it's worth revisiting the time a friend was slightly confused by her + Jews! travel charger. Before she realised it was iSmart, upside down.
the other day i ordered coffee
and i always tell the barista that my name is “connor” because “conan” is kinda confusing and i don’t like to be a hassle
so i ordered my coffee as “connor”
and when i picked up my cup
it said “conan”
i’m still thinking about it and i’m scared.