Future Husband

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

Will never make me watch #Glee

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

Will often say, "Quit being a ____ and just do it." She will be right in doing so almost every time.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will absolutely not be http://cryingwife.com.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will learn how to pace her eating at buffets so she's not left staring at me while I'm on my fourth plate.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will wake up next to me on Wednesday mornings and be at least content with the choice she made in me.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will only swear in moments of intense anger and frustration. Its rarity will make the moment adorable.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will cringe when any woman under the age of 50, Jewish or not, uses the phrase 'oy vey.'

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will occasionally call me a 'vagina' in a loving, motivational way, but only in private.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will respect a vegan's choice, but secretly find he or she annoying and selfish for making so many people accommodate them.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will only drink popular light beers for the drink specials.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will share my inexplicable hatred for anyone with the name 'Dane.'

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will know when I use Google to cheat at Words With Friends.

[Future Husband @MyFutureWife]

will have a knack for spontaneity, without the predictable unpredictability of bi-polar disorder.