My Greek Mum

Penelope Larke nee Carabalis is from Athens. She's lived in the UK for years. Her English is good but sometimes she gets it very wrong...

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

@Pelloki Gorgeous baby xxx

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

MY GREEK mum #mygreekmum #wetdream #greek #greece #athens #spermz #pipini 😂

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

Must remember to never mess with My Greek Mum!! #mygreekmum #greece #NationalLoveYourPetDay #pipini @AnnaLisaLarke

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum's reaction to Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth getting married...
@MileyCyrus @LiamHemsworth #mileycryus #liamhemsworth #wedding #married #wreckingball #licksledgehammer #lick #greek #greece #mygreekmum #cute #family

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MEN. Single this Christmas? Add a little festive pizazz to your usual wanking & crying by using these.
(via @AnnaLisaLarke)

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

I asked My Greek Mum what happens to bad people when they die...
"You get your comeuppance.
Thee Devil chases you around hell. Hee iz pricking you up your ass with hiz forke. It goes 'ching ching ching' up thee ass for alle eternity!"

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum's opinion on her 48th wedding anniversary with my Dad "I donte know how I am not bald ande on heroin from 48 years married to your father!"
#mygreekmum #greece #greek #anniversary #bald #stress #heroin #dad #athens #father

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum's response to me telling her I wouldn't mind a gorgeous man like Dr Ranj
@DrRanj #drranj #mygreekmum #pipini #gorgeous #athenian #athens #greek #greece🇬🇷 #sunday #singlelifeproblems #instagreek #instasingle #cute #family #love

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

Bizarre things My Greek Mum asks me #1:
"Do ants make love?"
#mygreekmum #greece #greek #ants #makelove #sex #family #mum #mom #mondaymotivation

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

Soooo...I asked My Greek Mum what she'd do if Jason Momoa wanted to put his Pipini in her
#mygreekmum #greek #greece #jasonmomoa #pipini #pasticho #family #funny #sunday #athens #mummy #mom #mother

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

Soooo...I asked My Greek Mum what she'd do if Jason Momoa wanted to put his Pipini in her
#mygreekmum #greek #greece #jasonmomoa #pipini #pasticho #family #funny #sunday #athens #mummy #mom #mother

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

Have an amazing month, lovely people ❤
Here's what My Greek Mum said over the phone to me this morning....
#December1st #Christmas #greek #greece #mygreekmum #pipini #ChristmasCovered #advent #AdventCalendar #SaturdayMorning

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum on ISIS and religion.
Have a happy Monday and great week. :) Be Virry Kind to each other :) #mygreekmum #greek #greece #athens #athenian #greekorthodox #religion #church #buddha #allah #beexcellenttoeachother #family #love #MondayMotivation
Instagram @MyGreekMum

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum doesn't like the idea of blowjobs at all (my poor Dad) "If someone iz sucking thee Pipini they hav to be virry virry crazy about thiss person becoz IN MANY DIRTY THINGS THE PIPINI HAZ BEEN!".
#mygreekmum #pipini #MondayMotivation #greek #greece #mum #mom

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

#mygreekmum #greece #greek #pipini #dentist #family #love #friday #ass #athens #mummy #november #shower #bath #wash #hygeine #dirty #wee

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

I told My Greek Mum she has over 200 followers on Instagram "200? Oh mye Gaad! Thanke you! Thiss iz virry alright isn't it!! Do you theenk they wille use thee word 'Pipini' now or do they thinke I am a dirty olde Greek bag?"
#mygreekmum #greek #Greece #pipini #MondayMotivation

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

#greece #greek #mygreekmum #WednesdayWisdom #pipini @AnnaLisaLarke

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

My Greek Mum has promised God A LOT if he finds me a man 😂😂😂
#mygreekmum #pipini #ass #single #singlegirl #singlelifeproblems #fridaymotivation #mum #family #twitter #god #godhelpme #greek #greece #grecian #athens

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

#greece #greek #mygreekmum #WednesdayWisdom #pipini @AnnaLisaLarke

[My Greek Mum @MyGreekMum]

I told My Greek Mum she has over 200 followers on Instagram "200? Oh mye Gaad! Thanke you! Thiss iz virry alright isn't it!! Do you theenk they wille use thee word 'Pipini' now or do they thinke I am a dirty olde Greek bag?"
#mygreekmum #greek #Greece #pipini #MondayMotivation