Probably Not Fred

I'm ugly. I know it. You don't need to constantly remind me. I build computers, drink beer, and look at naked women. Looking for fun until we all die.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Minecraft WOW!
Just what NOBODY WANTED!
SULFUR CAVES AND CUBES!
I am SO EXCITED to NEVER USE THESE!

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Chinasno I didn't say that "you" worked on your back and knees, but even if you did, no shame in it. Get your paper boo boo!

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Chinasno I'm sorry that came out wrong. What I meant to say was, some people work on their feet and not on their backs or knees.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Chinasno I don't know about you, but some people work.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@anonymousgroupx right to repair, cars will be equipped w/a "kill switch" to disable the car for any reason, and car mfrs are trying to use "proprietary software" as an excuse to take away a consumers right to choose. see here. *We need ethical hackers*. https://t.co/0fATh8NDSD

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@tbar7219 Fuck you. I'll wear my goddamn work clothes or go to jail. Keep me in jail bitch

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@SoSweetShana Nah

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@TuckerCarlson UR a FKN idiot. The VACCINE did NOT kill those ppl! COVID KILLED THEM! Goddamn for a mfr who is supposed to be a journalist, u sure af dont read anything! WHY do you CHOOSE to PUSH IGNORANCE? STOP being "conservative" & TRY 2 BEING TRUTHFUL! https://t.co/yIzbzOcPYT

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@sonyalarayyy What the fuck is this shit? are you fucking 12? Get the fuck off of Twitter and go back to class.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@facebook Hey, your messenger is fucked up for anyone using it on a web browser.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Marlayna29 Being fed and fucked correctly. Feed me fuck me and let me sleep, I'll be too tired to cheat

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@katiesaurus777 Aug here

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@KindSweetAndrea You are not ugly, I'm ugly. Look at this ugly old froggy ass bastard.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@AngelaDeniseM Not

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Newcamjessy I like the nasty. It's like the grease in a cheeseburger.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@Ascensionfeed I think the server is down 9/14, 2:50pm est

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@TheEconomist Karma is in full effect. Keep it going. This is the universe bending towards justice.

[Probably Not Fred @MyITFred]

@JcCarter787 Happy birthday hot stuff 🎂😎