MyKidsSayOutOfContext

My kids say some really funny stuff. Now it’ll be time and date stamped.

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

@hoopersnook This is WIC, they’re making it another WIC, which isn’t the empoint of SNAP. There’s a reason they’re different programs. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@AlexArrelia How weird…mine is all birth, breastfeeding, yarn, funny videos…it’s like that’s what I search and look at so the algorithm thinks it’s what I’ll like. 👀

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@kaylalynette__ My only question: can I have her portion? I mean…if it was a potluck and you made a pot…then…

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A: Donuts are just sweet bagels with sprinkles…
Me:kinda
A: and sometimes icing.
#parenthood #thatmomlife

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@HubristicFucker @Jmarie0407 @notcapnamerica Respectfully, I disagree. My three year old has the same overwhelm and tired issues as any other, we don’t put our hands on other people to express that. She has learned body autonomy from a young age and it’s on me to walk her through the right words to express herself.

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@BVandersall @Mudcat55 @neiltyson Central Valley

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@LeahBSassy I’m just adding that my kids named our cat Obi Catnobi. You’re in good company. 🤗

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@kevin_dabhi How To Milk Llamas

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A - dressed as Darth Vader
Me: No more force choking your siblings. Also, I like your earrings.
A: what?!? Darth Vader never wore earrings! *yanks earring off*
Me: 🤣😆🤣
#Parenthood #MomLifeBeLike #TheseKids

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

Made up kid words are better!

[Gregory Lewis @Greg_Greg_]

My 5yo asked me to "turn on the hotadition" which is the heater - you know, the opposite of "air condition."
#dadtired @MyKidsSayOutOf1

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

Me: hey A
A: yes?
Me: I love you!
A: What!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣 I said I love you
A: what did you say?!?
Me: I love you! 🤣🤣🤣
#thiskid #momlifebelike

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Me: did you put glue on the cat?!?
A: yes…
Me: WHYYYY?!?!?
A: I wanted him to stick to me.
Me: that’s not how that works…🤦🏻‍♀️😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️😵‍💫
#parenthood #momlifebelike #thiskid #dontgluecats

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

@MevMav @dev_the_dad @TheSnackGod1 @pervocracy @kittynouveau Our cat still runs up to us and to our youngest whenever she’s crying…and she’s three years old. Some animals are just that way. She’s his best friend and we WILL take care of her when he seems fit.

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G: Mom, if you were to count by 5s in the alphabet, how would you do it?
Me: 😵‍💫 What kind of algebraic question is that?!?!
#thiskidthough #parenthood #smartypants #momlifebelike

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G: Mooom! Abby called me a freaking brother
A: No! A DAMP brother.
B and I: 🤣🤣🤣💀
I don’t know if this should be a Hulk Hogan reference or something else.
#parenthood #momlifelikewoah

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

A: Mommy, is somebody coming with my coffee?
Me: why would someone be coming with coffee for you?
A: because… *skips off to bring more toys to the living room*
#parenthood #ThatCEOMentality #ThisKidTho

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G: A is blowing up a balloon in her bed and that’s not quiet. It’ll wake up M.
A: *standing next to him, blows up balloon and let’s air out into her own face*
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
#BedTimeAdventures #TattleTale #Parenthood #MomLifeBeLike

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

Earlier Today

Me: Lord Jesus, these are your children - parent them.
#Parenthood #MomLifeBeLike #ItDoesBeLikeThat #DontJustTakeTheWheel

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

Current ongoing argument with M
M,sleepily: your face a tortilla
Me: no your face is a tortilla
Arguing with a threenager is interesting. #parenthood #momlifebelike #thiskidtho

[MyKidsSayOutOfContext @MyKidsSayOutOf1]

A: Remember the time we were baby sitting our neighbors cat?
Me: You mean yesterday?
#timedoesntexist #kidsareweird #thiskidtho