Kurt Lustgarten

Writer of MISFIT CITY and SMOOTH CRIMINALS w/ @kiwilovesyou. Knicks fan for life.

[Kurt Lustgarten @MyLadyIsAHobo]

@davidplouffe Forget chicken — he’s Donald DUCK — he does NOT want that SMOKE! 🦆 💨

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@AmericanAir @KiwiLovesYou Record locator just DM’d

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@AmericanAir @KiwiLovesYou As someone who loves a good joke, I still can’t see how it was funny to strand someone in an airport a few thousand miles from home @AmericanAir

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@AmericanAir @KiwiLovesYou I even offered to delete the pic and the attendant said “it’s too late for that”

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@AmericanAir @KiwiLovesYou I was told by AA that I was not allowed to take any selfies or photos that might include employees and was immediately forced off the plane, with the words “captain’s orders.”

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@AmericanAir @KiwiLovesYou This is entirely true and I’m amazed at how unsafe I was made to feel, especially on an airline.

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@davidkwong Whoops. Realized I’m late to the party. Yeah, I got that one in 3 like @shannonwoodward

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@davidkwong I wasn’t proud of my 4-piece showing today until I saw this 🤗

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Before “internet wormholes,” we had the freewheeling extended footnotes of David Foster Wallace.

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Betty White made the world a better place for very nearly a century…

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@nyknicks @IQ_GodSon Bing Bong

[Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward]

my deepest, darkest secret as a tiny child was that I secretly read DUNE from my dads library when I wasn’t supposed to. I didn’t sleep right for years. I couldn’t tell my parents why I was afraid to dream 🥴

dune rules

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[Kurt Lustgarten @MyLadyIsAHobo]

Thank you, Britney!! 🙏🙏

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Cheers to #BlackListLive and annual Black List alums @hannahhafey and @yayakaitlin - they’re set to adapt @KiwiLovesYou and @MyLadyIsAHobo’s MISFIT CITY for @hbomax! Congrats all around!

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Raise the 🏴‍☠️, misfits!! #misfitcity

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@dunemovie is absolutely mesmerizing #dune #DuneMovie

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Whoa, I LOVE the #summerknicks @nyknicks — @obitoppin1 @IQ_GodSon @deucemcb11 @qdotgrimes @JerichoSims are pure 💫✨

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@MapleMambaSzn @TommyBeer I feel you, the Melo trade still haunts me (despite loving Melo) but Tommy makes a strong case as to why this is different