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Life is Funny! Maybe it all depends upon how you look at it. 🍺🇺🇸

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

It's funny when writing a movie script and comparing the characters to people you know in real life. Hmmm, should this one be an asshole or not.
#screenplay #script #MyLampoonLife

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

I read a #synopsis and a #script this morning that my friend wrote 13 years ago, and the High Concept partly was #Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I liked it! I wonder why he waited so long to give them to me. I guess I wasn't the chosen one—or am I?
#Emily #TV #Film

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

I'm a history buff and love to categorize things I see in life into previous centuries. Places and times in history that resemble what is happening currently. It's funny how things never die but always take new names.
#Lampoon #Satire #Coffee #pizza

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

I read a TV pilot script today that I enjoyed. It's amazing how things come and go and are funny in stages and phases.
#tvscript #tvpilot #tvseries #producer #director #beer #pizza #coffee

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

"If life gives you lemons, make coffee." ☕

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

Biden, my buddy. Oh, wait, let me clarify that. I have a stuffed stress relief character and named it Biden. I beat the shit out of it ever time I hear an over propagandized narrative. What a stress reliever. Biden, my buddy.
#MyLampoonLife #HankE

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

@seanhannity Lol, that's hilarious 😆!

[The Old Man Club @TheOldManClub]

What was ALF's real name?

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

My short review of the book White by Bret Easton Ellis:
Filled with a variety of information about Bret's life and his career. He does not let the media control him, but society has changed in the context of the media controls society.
#Lampoon #White #BretEastonEllis

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

I hope everyone has a Happy Eastet!

[The Old Man Club @TheOldManClub]

Name a movie that you’ve seen at least 5 times that you still enjoy watching.

[The Old Man Club @TheOldManClub]

How old were you in 1982?

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

Read the second episode of the flash fiction serial "How I Spent My Student Loan" at https://t.co/sBRER5vyz2
#mylamponlife #lampoon #coffee #beer #pizza #college #collegehumor #party #flashfiction #serial

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

How I Spent My Student Loan ep2
"The first weekend of college. The weekend that a lot of people will testify is the first thing they never remember about college..."
https://t.co/bONJcEAfdD
#Lampoon #MyLampoonLife #CollegeHumor

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

I love the weekends, and these reasons came to mind.
It's two days I:
1) Don't give a shit about my health.
2) Never sleep.
3) Screw up my budget.
4) Get close to people I will never remember.
5) And always use Uber or Lyft.
4 out of 5 ain't bad
#Lampoon

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

"How I Spent My Student Loan"
I remember my first day at college. It seems like yesterday, but it was actually 3 years ago today. Hi, my name is Ben, Ben Freeman. I am an innovative person that can make crap turn to gold...
https://t.co/ln1BSPH31w
#Lampoon #Studentloans

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

My Lampoon Life: My Lampoon Life Newsletter https://t.co/3cDxs3giwy

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

Read my buddy's new flash fiction serial episode one from
"How I Spent My Student Loan!"
https://t.co/ln1BSPH31w
#mylamponlife #lampoon #coffee #beer #pizza

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

Have you ever had a beer in your cereal on Saturday morning after a hard Friday night out with your friends? It's not as bad as you would think. That's what I call the breakfast of champions.
#lampoon #mylampoonlife #beer #cereal #coffee

[Hank @MyLampoonLife]

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!
#Thanksgiving