Delores Jane Umbridge

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

me holding back the urge to answer a stupıd question sarcastically

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

NIKE JUST DROPPED THE OFFICIAL COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW YORK KNICKS YOUR 2025-2026 NBA CHAMPIONS

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I need Mariska Hargitay to livestream right now. WHERE IS OLIVIA?

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[speedy @SpeedyMorman]

NYC bout to have the best summer since 2016 its uppppppp

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

This must be how lil mama felt when she jumped on stage during "Empire State of Mind"

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

WE are ALL San Antonio Spurs fans today

[Delores Jane Umbridge @MyLifeAsPookie]

Goal tending bruh.

[reggie @michaelologist]

PARIS GET YOUR DADDY'S GLOVE BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!!! SUE HIS BITCH ASS

[jackInYourOVHOEBox @jackInYouramr0]

This what happened on July 2024, kids 💯💯:

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Gotta cleanse the TL of Drake

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

we used get rihanna vocals and now we get these government mandated sexyy red features

[Ladé @LadePlatinum]

You niggas be over intellectualizing Chris Brown’s intentions. He tapped into nostalgia for his album covers because he knows you niggas are unsophisticated cretins that will eat it up only to find out the album is 28 overproduced hoodrat fish fry plate songs

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i have used dark mode so often that a white screen physically repulses me.

[Delores Jane Umbridge @MyLifeAsPookie]

Can't even get a human being to look at my resume. The market is ridiculous. I might just stand outside and hand my resume out.

[Delores Jane Umbridge @MyLifeAsPookie]

BTW @MikieSherrill the energy bills are still climbing a considerable amount and my pockets are hurting. I'm afraid to cook or even turn my lights. No rush though...

[𐙚. @luvherout]

I actually would prefer things just become cheaper instead of everyone needing to make $100,000 to live a decent life.