MyLifeIsBarnard

Barnard jokes meet real life.

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~generating impressions like a boss~ ~not too much like a boss~ ~more like an associate/coordinator~ #mlibc

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MY LIFE IS BARNARD: ONLY THE #HOTTEST #SOCIAL #VIRAL #CONTENT #MILLENNIAL #CLICK #mlibc

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HELLO EVERYBODY WE'RE PRIVATE AGAIN. GOTTA GET A JORB. -the management #mlibc

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"I feel like I only have two moods: drunk and hungover." #mlibc #mylifeisgraduated

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@laceyt92 No.

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Also, everything you see that offends you was probably written by one of the other ladies behind this account. So...there! Now I'm hirable!

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@rebeccabeth225 Putting on my big girl pants and starting a blog eventually -- will link when I'm done building it! But it's just 1 of us :(

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The opinions expressed in this account are a satire of Barnard pop culture and do not represent the thoughts of the authors.

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@mingusss We graduated and got our shit together.

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MS needed along with MPH so I can...sigh...advocate women's sexual health. I tried the corporate world, but you win again, Barnard. #mlibc

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And then one day you realize: I MAJORED IN EVERYTHING WRONG AND NOW I NEED A MASTERS IN SCIENCE. #mlibc

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@abby_abrams We didn't let anyone inherit it! Hey also I just found out it's still logged on on my mac! Hey guys!

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Is it a thing now to post photos of your finished thesis? Why are you taking pictures of paper when you should be getting drunk? #mlibc

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Only at Barnard would it cost $50 to attend the alumnae brunch. #mlibc

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Barnard Grad problems: when you have to remind yourself to stop caring so much about your dead-end job. #mlibc

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wait we have a yearbook? #mlibc

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@LifeAtBarnard NO. CHANGE YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE NOT US. YOU WILL NEVER BE US. YOU WON'T EVEN COME CLOSE. JUST NO.

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Dating post college

him: go on date?
me: YES, SEX!
him: cuddle?
me: ....?
him: talk about feelings?
me: O.O

BARNARD YOU TAUGHT ME NOTHING

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@LifeAtBarnard You mean cisnormative?

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Miss us? Of course you do. Go follow @lifeatbarnard. All she has to do is become a complete hedonist and she'll grow up to be just like us!