My Life is UD

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Good Luck to Everyone on Finals this week. Here, have a cute picture of a puppy to keep you going

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I wonder if the people dressing up like clowns on campus realize that they are going to be hunted

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Wondering how much more money I would have if I had self control...as I eat my third sub from Jimmy Johns

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That moment when you realize now I'm back at school, I'm never not gonna be fucked up

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It's the perfect drunk blanket weather

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Whoever scheduled homecoming a week after Halloween was either a genius or a sadist.

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Is it really parents weekend if you don't take a blowjob shot your folks?

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Dear professor, I skipped class today because Adele released her new video and I just needed a few hours to recover.

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How am I supposed to think of a Halloween costume with all of these exams and essays to do?!

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All jokes aside. Tonight's events were inexcusable. It's shameful that this happened on our campus, or at all for that matter.

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.@udelpolice is investigating hate crime. We need to stand together against intolerance. Call 831-2222 if you saw anything. #VoicesOfUDel

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Big shoutout to the bus driver singing falsetto to Justin Beiber. You're the real MVP

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Currently imagining what the child of Kirkbride Jesus and Kim Davis would be like.

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Kinda missing the humidity right now #stockholmsyndrome

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There's no greater feeling than knowing you beat the train as you walk across the tracks and hear the blasting horn from a distance.

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You know it was too soon to start skipping class when you don't know where it's supposed to meet... #senioryear

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#stilldrunk

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These freshmen will never know what it was like to live during a time when the only dining options were: sucky, suckier, suckiest, and YUCK.

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Seen tonight: YouDee in a 70's disco costume, a fight at Grotto's, and a giant pack of freshmen...

It's good to be back.

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Welcome to UD Class of 2019!!! Word of advice: don't do what I did.