My Little Thoughts

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Sure, feats of strength are impressive, but frankly I prefer hands of strength. #ratemyjoke

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Kill me if I'm ever at all in any way like Stanley from #TheOffice

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I'm better at managing my @WordsWFriends money than my real money.

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#NewYearResolution: start saying fuck instead of fudge (i.e. I'd like some chocolate fuck please).

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Thicc as thieves. #realtalk

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Duck 1: hey, are you into bread crumbs?
Duck 2: I dabble.
#animals #biology #science #ornithology

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Pour one out for the homeless.

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Yep that's it. Not paying for stuff any more.

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I decided I don't really wanna pay for stuff anymore. #finance #economy

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Oh. My. Josh.

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After long deliberation the Aging Dad Committee has decided.

The #corvette is the coolest sports car for good. Thanks for the applications!

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Why no one came to my party? I was being friendly, invited everyone,and no one came #Toronto #torontolife #torontoparty #the6ix

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Huge party bout to happen at 57 King Street. Special guest might come. #toronto #thesix #drake

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Come one come all, party tonight gonna be huge. #toronto 57, King Street. Just moved here, wanna meet some people. Free keg, free weed.

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Invite to All: my birthday party tonight. 57 King Street, #Toronto. Got a keg, fog machine, strobe, weed. Just moved here, bring yo friends.

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Being a local news anchor is the smallest amount of fame you can get drunk off. It's like a cooking wine.

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No thanks to #VapeNation, I found that the sickest place to blow dope clouds was a little book store under the public library #bless #ottawa

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@FoodNetwork I think I speak for all of us when I say fondant is not impressive anymore. #outlawfondant #food #fondant

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#VapeNation, in Ottawa rn, where are some of the dopest places to blow sick clouds??? #keepcalmandvape

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Please support kickstarter: I need a fucking yacht. Just saw one. Need it. Any questions?? #yacht #Kickstarter