Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀

I'm very cute and popular okay /
Aspiring capsaicinfluencer 🌶

(she/her)

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

More like THICCADEE amirite

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

@timminchin Well this is kismet because today is my first day on Twitter after deleting the app from my phone to better focus on Bluesky, and it occurred to me that yours was a feed I'll miss. Problem solved!

[Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy]

Yo it’s wild when oil companies are like “bro your ideas are too bad for the Earth”

[GL @gldivittorio]

A petty way Biden could slow Trump's first 100 days would be issuing an executive order that EOs have to be typed out by the president themself with witnesses but no help. Trump would obviously reverse it right away, but to do so he'd have to spend a few hours on microsoft word

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

Me as soon as it hits 6pm this time of year

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

Where's the "I'm caught behind a giant truck going half the speed limit help me" feature on @googlemaps?

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

one thing i'll never be afraid to do is yell at my superiors for being online while they're on PTO

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

@amys_tweeter then i guess i'm a rat too

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

3. You voted for these politicians because they told you they believed in the same things you did and you didn't care enough to find out what they actually believed in, because you'd rather believe bullshit that's what you want to hear than put in the effort to not do that.

[jár @jarodzsz]

another day of living in the stupidest country in the history of the world

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

@jwovoxo In 2020 my friend went on a date with a guy who proceeded to accuse her of being racist when she said she wouldn't vote for Kanye 😭

[Carly Anne York, Ph.D. @BiologyCarly]

This is a political statement

[Carly Anne York, Ph.D. @BiologyCarly]

I will instantly respect you if when stumped you simply say "I don't know- let's look it up!"

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Feels like a decent endorsement imo

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

EPCOT ball 😍

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

Covid is still a threat. Point blank. Millions of people died during 2020-2021 from the initial strains…Millions more were left disabled from it. There are so many stories that we’ll never get to hear, warnings from those who can no longer speak because they’ve passed on. All we hear are stories of those that survived - survivorship bias.

Let’s repress all the negative headlines and not heed lessons from the dead, ‘we need to move on and not inconvenience our lives’. The “more mild” strains of omicron and other variants have been circulating since 2022, they’ve been more “manageable” in the acute period but still threatening long-term — an important distinction.

[k8ie @taerights]

i NEED rome off that island #Survivor47

[Michelle @kajujezz]

then explain this ?

[Megan 'Hayride' Kappes 🎃🚀 @MyLuvIsElectric]

@naay_naay12 And show me evidence of the systematic nature with which you approached reviewing sources on all sides of the issue to assess which seem the most well-supported