Neal Schon Lover

My co-worker is a 48 year old guitarist. His likes: Neal Schon, Journey, Glam Rock, bad 80s movies; dislikes: music after 1990, non-laugh track comedies.

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

Joke from MMN: "Q: What did the drummer get on his drug test? A: Drool."

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"There are no 'wrong' notes - only 'righteous' notes"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"We taped the latest Jeff Dunham special over the weekend. It was edited for TV, but it still was hilarious"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"I remember the first time I ever smelled pot at a rock concert. I was 14, and I was seeing Loggins & Messina in Jacksonville..."

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"I realize this is a bad reference, but have you ever seen the movie Mannequin?"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Singer would bump up his EQ 15K cause he said it was his 'sound'. I was like, 'Dude, nothing we do is that high except maybe the cymbals!'"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"That thing where you said with the piezos turned up all the way that it was supposed to bleed out... I'm not 100% following you on that"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"I knew this guy who played at a piano bar and he would say, 'You wanna hear Free Bird? Well I hope you have a f*cking radio!!!'"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"All I had to do last night was say, 'You know that lick at the end of 'Trouser Trout'? Can you show it to me?''"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Check out this John Petrucci video. I'm doing the same excercise and could only get to 110 bpm. He's *starting* at 120 and goes up to 200!"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"I have to admit, I saw the Blu-Ray for the movie 'Heavy Metal' at Walmart, and I just had to buy it."

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

On explaining bending his hands backward: "Oh, I'm doing my John Petrucci hand stretching exercises"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"So I asked my guitar teacher, 'How do I shred more?'"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Oooooh... I like that!!!" http://yfrog.com/z/h8ot5nbj

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Speaking of Earth, Wind, & Fire ... did you ever hear the cover of 'Shining Star' that Stryper did?"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Most of my lead singers didn't talk much to the audience, so I had to do most of the talking. In fact, I was told I did *too much* talking"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"You know I saw that Bon Jovi 1989 show. No, wait ... that was the year we were on tour."

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

Me: "Did you ever play without wearing a shirt?" MMN: "No, but I did often wear tank tops with a mesh shirt over them. Very 80s look."

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

"Being married to me is easy. Just leave me the f*ck alone and everything will be alright"

[Neal Schon Lover @MyManNeal]

And here is 4 in Legion in action ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_32npVzm4f8