MyMotherQuotes

My mom is a comical lady sometimes. I thought I'ts worth sharing.

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Hope everyone got their mothers something lovely for mothers day... :)

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Text from mom: "keep an eye on the dog, he hasn't done a poo all day." well that's nice mum, as opposed to shitting all over the house...

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So I text my mom to ask her how to use the washing machine she says "I don't have a clue how to use it. I've been guessing for years!"

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Mum: "You know those boots that are like Afghanistan... Afghanistan? Shit, I mean siberian husky dogs!"

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Mum: "that movie 'the netherlands' is coming back out I think." Me: "The Netherlands?" Mum: "Yeah, with the fairy" Me: You mean neverland.