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[uncle Monstrous Carb @lowerformofwit]

Maybe it's just me but this seems a tad gratuitous, cynical even. Reminds me of David Cameron's speech invoking his disabled son to imply he'd never harm the NHS.

[♪𝑆𝑢𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑒ᵈᵉˡ☾︎ @__nomindtothink]

Rennala isn't the most challenging boss, but I love her story, and that we don't kill her. She already suffered so much and is no longer a shadow of her former self, and to see Ranni defends her beloved mother, her honor, her name, to let remember the powerful woman she was is 🤌🏻

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

the president of Columbia at the time (Lee Bollinger) refused to shake her hand at graduation. his name is mentioned twice in the epstein files. this is the reality of ivy league institutions.

[robert @robertxyo]

bad bunny estava certo quando disse que deveriamos tirar mais fotos

[tori ⁠✿ @effie_mahogany]

I love sotr, but I can't stand how romantic teenage love was treated as the most important thing for haymitch even 26 years after her death, while his mother who was burned alive wasn't even mentioned in epilogue

[BridgetStahovic 🇵🇸 @BridgetStahovic]

guy with a warrant out for his arrest, from literally the ICC, admitting to witness tampering

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"

[RedCrayonAristocratFanClub @unlucky_Gurl_]

I do not care what some people online say, I love these girls so dearly.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Me and who

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Student journalism is important

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[Azhek97 @Azhek97]

Que Chewbacca sea apolítico implica que comete actos de terrorismo espacial única y exclusivamente por amor al arte.

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

the popcorn bucket thing was cool at first but now that they’re doing one for like every movie i can’t help but think ‘most of these are going to end up in landfills’ every time i see a new one

[Mentally Lightskin🇵�� @WavyGamer18]

i think she’s the most famous celeb with a scat fetish since Odell Beckham Jr

[book struggles @book_struggles]

publishing houses need to get stricter wtf is this

[Axio 🔶 @axiochrono]

"Gifted kid burnout" is the academic version of when sporty guys claim they "could have gone pro if not for The Injury™".

I'm sorry if you've built your personality around being good at multiplication when you were a child but at some point it's time to get over yourself.

[kaitie @phvntomist]

Cheated on messmer

[that bisexual bitch @mrscratch13]

genuinely thought cillian turned the heat up on you hoes

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

legitimately laughing to the point of tears at this

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"