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[🦇Stuv 🐝 @MyNameStuv]

@PaulTassi @TristanWinfie1d

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Dave Filoni was reportedly "Executed" by Disney last night.

(Source: https://t.co/ylrb9YYBNs)

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

A fly will enter your house through a microscopic gap in the space time continuum but cannot locate a fully open patio door for 6 8 business hours

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

spitting fire right out the gate

[ʜᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴛɪᴅᴇ @Hollowtide]

Destiny 3. Titanfall 3. Battlefront 3. Half-Life 3. Portal 3. Left for Dead 3. Knights of the Old Republic 3….

[Pukicho @pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[Luke @rocketslothluke]

> be Bungie
> make Halo
> it blows ups
> make Destiny
> it blows up
> make Marathon
> it doesn't blow up
> kill Destiny
> ???

[Anthony @Gamesager]

Just realized Marathon is to Destiny players what Apex is to Titanfall players

[Mork @RangerMork]

Watching the game you spent half your life playing finally die is a different kind of hurt man

[Gentile News Network™ @Gentilenewsnet]

>leads the charge exposing the largest pedophile ring on Earth
>Israel immediately spends most money in history to get him out of office

What did they mean by this

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Life must be so much more exciting and mysterious when you’re retarded

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

🚨BREAKING🚨
Keir Starmer once reclined his seat on a short-haul flight.

In other news Nigel Farage has received a £5m gift, a house, helicopter flights, a Maldives trip and been accused of throwing an election for £1m.

Here's Sam Coates with more on the reclined seat scandal.

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

I’m hearing that Andy Burnham has purchased a meal deal at WH Smith in Euston station. Beth, Sam and Sophy are en route to ask the checkout assistant what flavour crisps he chose.

Meanwhile Nigel Farage trousered a £5m bung and didn’t declare it.

Back to the crisps story.

[Ester 🏳️‍⚧️🛰️ @a_gay_whale]

Third form of calyrex goes crazy

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck