Eric

I sell paper products and working on marrying @jadexbentley

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[dallas @dallas__texas]

when the starbucks app sends me a notification that my order is ready when i didn’t place an order

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@SirWhistles I feel ya, we stream pretty exclusively with Apple TV so I just bought a lifetime plex pass when it was on sale

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

only 985 years until we find out what fergie meant

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@thelifeofshust damn she didn’t have to call you out like this

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@FriskyTV Move ur couch to ur desktop and install a monitor in ur car

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@SirWhistles would’ve been the best time to use shop and scan on the app…

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

*two chefs having sex*
“inside, chef”

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

So you mean to tell me two people who sued the Biden Admin because they wouldn’t get the full $20k in relief was enough to cancel student loan relief for the 26 million applicants?

https://t.co/mr8FodkRr3

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@FriskyTV Please use tissues

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Shot Iraqi Civilian To Death In Front Of Family Given 10% Discount On Popcorn https://t.co/TYG5ytfM5N

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Top 5 video in Twitter history? Has to be. Gets a laugh every time.

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

No way this is how @BestBuy packaged my new soundbar

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

@sanj_sanj_sanj but then it’s prison break?

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

bro I totally forgot I offered to be in this “interview” for work about my role and I had a bottom-tier mustache at the time that I thought was hilarious and a friend just sent me this because THEY SHOW YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JOB APPLICATION

[Eric @MyNamesEMurray]

Meming on this weird lady was fun while it lasted