yikes

dogs, dogs, dogs

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

And there you have it...@Avengers #InfinityWar

[Oscar Flores @oflores]

Santa Barbara County now has an all-Spanish Twitter account. @csbenespanol

[SBCFireInfo @EliasonMike]

#ThomasFire- Flames churn towards a large fire break near homes along Gibraltar Road north of Santa Barbara.

[SBCFireInfo @EliasonMike]

#ThomasFire- Flames churn towards a large fire break near homes along Gibraltar Road north of Santa Barbara.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

@KALIUCHIS you lit up the stage last night at #Tropicalia !!!

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

https://t.co/36z9xKOut6

I am taking a break from breathing & saving up for the hyperventilating that will ensue when I see @cosmopyke

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

One year ago today https://t.co/E40cgl3FKY

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

Reminder. I got raped at work at a Payless shoe store. I had on a long tunic & leggings so miss me w/ "dress modestly" shit.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

Please note that the time was 8:47 pm on the same night as the original post.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

When is bachata going to stop? When are people/my neighbors going to stop playing it?

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

This is just heartbreaking. https://t.co/JSxX69ffqj

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Smiley. He dedicated his life to making others smile. Today, his battle with cancer ends. He is our first 15/10. Rest easy Smiley ❤️

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

@dog_rates @Mysmileydog :(

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

Sometimes you gotta hit people with a "but that's anecdotal evidence" so they'll (hopefully) sit down.

[ej @ejdickson]

GOP: abortion is bad
WOMEN: ok we’ll use birth control
GOP: thats bad too
WOMEN: ..
GOP: I mean if yall could just like die that’d be ideal

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

@MyNamesHermione and I didn't want to believe it so I still tried to pet dogs AND THEY ATTACKED ME. I did myself the bamboozle.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

I dreamt that dogs turned against us and ruled the streets of New York.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

Language is a funny thing but so is slipping on banana peels and I don't know which I'd rather have.

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

@iamjohnoliver @StephenAtHome So that's why you're funny. I found your rosebud. #same #rosebudtwins

[yikes @MyNamesHermione]

@cosmopyke I cannot wait for his set at Tropicalia! He's incredibly talented and his sound is so fresh.