Mitchell Gonsch

the saltiest of all the sea dogs

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

@Chuckfug

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

@Chuckfug There’s an American psycho drawing of this

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Are you saying Popeyes or pot pies?

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

There are more vacant homes than homeless people in the US

[Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard]

I’m no mathematician, but removing 55 million visa holders would probably free up the housing market and lower rents for, you know, Americans. 🤷‍♂️

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

The Fountain of Youth tastes like Baja Blast since it makes you Live Más

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Wtf is going on

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Dont fix, just try and get by. The next inspector will do the same for you when you sell🧠

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

They’re actually trying to genocide Muslims

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

The way back on a trail only thinking about roughly how far the destination is in case anybody on their way up asks

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Mr. Krabs?

[Daren 💖💜💙 @Daren_sanctuary]

Literally forgot his biggest comic book role lol

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Even if he replaces income tax with tariffs, and everyone’s lives are ruined by the economy, they would still think he’s the greatest ever because they’re too stupid to connect the dots

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Get a squirrel and smoke any cop who tries to take it!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Support the right to bear arms!

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Insane thing to see from a guy who bought the second biggest social media and force feeds you his posts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

The Israeli army destroyed the historic Grand Mosque in Khan Younis, Gaza.

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

This guy would crush at the roulette table

[florence @morallawwithin]

For the non-mathematicians out there: if something has a 50% chance but it happened 20 times in a row, the next time will almost certainly go the other way in order to even the distribution out.

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

So you’re telling me Nickelback can eat their meals for free and he orders a quesadilla? Yeah alright

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Tipping just ended! Every employer saw this tweet and started paying a livable wage today❤️

[taoki @justalexoki]

ok americans hating on this guy, please explain why customers should pay the servers salary instead of their employer?

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

This was my nickname in high school

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

finally finishing the day strong with a Gonster

[Mitchell Gonsch @MyNamesNotMitch]

Easter bunny hid them shits good as fuck this year wtf