Balli Matosko

28. ♑️

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

…are they still in tho?

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Here me out though.. anyone remember when sperrys were the shiz? And don’t even get me started on the Birkenstocks

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

@CashApp $Ballimatosko

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

They say nothing rhymes with orange, but does anything rhyme with taco?

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

I have to give my fish a bath

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Chamomile tea with my pizza

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

The fact I just took my Christmas decorations down.. wow

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

@JonAltemose Happy birthday!

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Lemon juice in my paper cut😭😭

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Not to favor women, but this is bs

[Connecticut Post @connpost]

Gyms cannot have women-only workout areas, CT Supreme Court rules https://t.co/QLIYrRmtVq

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I really need a calm 3-4 day beach trip.
I'd like to go to a spa and then go to the beach.
I'd like to go to brunch and then go to the beach.
I'd like to go to the beach and then go to a nice dinner.
I need salt water, vitamin D and zen time.
I'd need a water sign reset.

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

24 years later.. learned how to whistle

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

☀️🌊 https://t.co/pYF4f31M8n

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

You know you’re getting old when you pull a muscle stretching..

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Do you look for the emoji you want to use, or do you type in the word to find it? 🤔

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Ughhhh I hate everything rn lol

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

It’s been a while 🌸 https://t.co/4NF5nIKXqF

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

The fact I just grabbed the tv remote to pause Alexa.. 💀

[Balli Matosko @MyNames_Matosko]

Every night after I set my alarm I check it 3 times before I go to bed for reassurance..lol I’ve lost it