Maya

likes: salt, eating w my hands, over-sharing. dislikes: cooties, decisions, movies.

[Maya @MyOhMaya18]

@remembrancermx @LexiAlex Oh i dont know, because Hamas leads Palestine right now and you can very easily go find in their actual constitution the phrase "Day of Judgment would not come until the Muslims fight and kill the Jews".

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Football should be played in the nude

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

No prob = no problem
All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

[Steve Hely @helytimes]

European websites Visiting grandma
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[Maya @MyOhMaya18]

@haneswhitetee Fuck im in the process of this as we speak are you sure it’s not a good idea?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i feel most myself when i am accusing people of moving things that i myself misplaced

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Is anyone online? I need someone to print something. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I’m so so so so so smart and desperate

[dane 💫 chillin @rramshackled]

ayo

[Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_]

freshman girls and junior boys who have cars

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Do y’all think Snoop and Martha ever came close and then stopped themselves like we can’t we’re business partners

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

Did I make a complete humiliating fool of myself last night or was I a sweet delight and everyone loves me? Love asking this question

[Maya @MyOhMaya18]

Judgement day will consist of, among other things, g-d presenting me with a mile long list of instances when I didn’t bring a reusable bag to Trader Joe’s and then pinky promised the sexy Trader Joe’s worker that ‘I swear I’ll bring a bag next time ☺️’ and never do.

[Maya @MyOhMaya18]

@copyrightbyme Thank you in the past 1.7 hours I’ve been on Twitter this is the first time I blew air out of my nose 🙌🏼