Faithless Assistant

Welcome to my world...

[Faithless Assistant @MyPCBossSaid]

"You'll never get time off for bereavement. The dead can't hear you cry. And it's just one less person to let you down." #compassion

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"If you want to find a way in I'm going to tell you how to get the **** out" #sothoughtful #namascram

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Me: "We can't talk about me letting you down right now." My PC Boss: "I know, we don't have time."

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"Squirrels are nuts about health... Nutritionist are the destroyers of healthy lifestyles." -MyPCBoss #Health #Nutrition

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@MyPCBossSaid: "I've learned more about lumberjacks from @KeshaRose Timber than anything else ever."-MyPCBoss

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"I only fast because slowing takes too long." -MyPCBoss #MarryKP @kPPatt #2CKaylasarebetterthanone

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"I only like guinea pigs as experimental pets!" - MyPCBoss #TMYK #GetIt

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"Anything is a scratch and sniff as long as you like things that don't smell great!" -MyPCBoss #positivethinking

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"I don't really believe in numbers." -MyPCBoss

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"Is a book or a witch more flammable?" -MyPCBoss #Witch #Book #flames

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"A short giraffe is a horse!" -MyPCBoss
"That..that's not true at all."-Me
"Then what is it? A Giridget?"-MyPCBoss

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"As soon as #JT gets done crying me a river, why don't you?" #bestboss

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"Babies are the worst at math." #TheWorst #Math #Truth

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Mine! #WorstBossIn5Words #didntneed5 #TheWorst

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I can't only use 5 #WorstBossIn5Words

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Just my politically correct boss. #WorstBossIn5Words #mypcboss

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"Lets be Team Burculosis. We can call it TB for short." #TBT

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Me: "I feel your pain." Mypcboss: "Do you think @SherwinWilliams feels my paint? Thanks sherwin williams!"

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"The difference between being deep and being stupid is about 3 feet." #wisdom #tmyk #stupid #mypcboss

[Black Angel Of Death @AngelMorteNoir]

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