Weaver of nightmares

I`m a nerd, I`m a girl, I`m goth, you gotta problem with that?? Y u no like liqurice?? Purpose wrongspelling is cute. I`m the queen of random. Ask the twins.

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Is it slutty to sort... give a guy a handjob after you've only been going on for like 2 months? I mean like, we're not officially together

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

You know what I think is sad? @ladygaga has a boyfriend. I never have shot with her or could ever have. She is beautiful and I am scum

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

I don't get my sister. Why can't she find a hot guy? She deserves something better than a guy who doesn't know when he should quiet down

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

I'm watching Triple H vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania and when Shawn grabbed Taker, I just thought "Kiss him! Kiss him! Hothothothot!"

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Since they wanna make the birth controll pill illegal, why not the concom as well? Or masturbating for menn? That qualifies as murder too.

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

I hate Mitt Romney. Who the hell is he to say that women shouldn't be allowed to choose if they want a kid or not?

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smosh Spoon.

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I'd cut my hair even shorter if my ears were bigger. They're too small for people to see.... Seriously, I hate them

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Yes, I do think the girl version of me looks better with short hair, as much as it pains me to say it. If only I had bigger ears..

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

There are a couple reasons why I would ever want to be a man: I'd have bigger muscles, look awesome with long hair and I could grow a beard!

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Is it very wrong of me to get really turned on by watching I'm In the Band? I mean, the guy playing Ash and Derek are hothothothothot!

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Saturday, I dreamt that I met Rammstein. Kisses all around. Sunday, I dreamt that I met Ozzy Osbourne. Dinner and kisses all around.

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Then when he touched my back, I got these weird feelings, like he fingered me or something and I arched my back. I sound like a pervert...

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

My god! I had the best dream ever! Clint Eastwood from a western movie saved me from MLP's and then he hugged me! :D

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

Fuuuuuudge! There`s a HUGE spider by the freezer! Now I can`t go and get ice cream! I`m fucked! D: It`s just staring at me.... Heeeeeeelp...

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smoshanthony #lunchtime Which wrestler is your favorite? Or which one would you most like to fight? Or tag team with? Or least wanna fight?

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smoshanthony #lunchtime I wanna see you guys paint some easter eggs. Come on, show off your artistic skills!

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smoshanthony #lunchtime Every friday I stay up late here in Norway just so you might answer one of my questions but I`m tired so you do it!

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smoshanthony #lunchtime If you were in a movie and some people were gonna kick your ass which actor would be your friend? I`d pick Eastwood

[Weaver of nightmares @MyPersona]

@smoshanthony #lunchtime Have you ever had a gay crush on an actor?