Pervert Problems

Pro Domme/Sub. All round filthmonger. Tweeting those pesky kink issues we all face... Share your pervert problems here.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Nothing like a bit of quality time with @WhippedAssSite & my @HitachiMagic wand.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

@mistressmatisse Word. I wish the one who gave me a ticket last year would have gone for that.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Jelly legged from queening. #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Just had a massive fit of the giggles at the physio because one of the tests he did seemed SO MUCH like a weird fetish. #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

I cannot be trusted to be alone in the flat for a few hours without wanking myself numb. #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

@GlasgaeLauraLee @CharlieEss86 @bmagnanti As a sex worker I (pretty much obviously) agree with Laura.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Watching Love for Sale with Rupert Everett & this Mistress Dita seems to have some fucking not ok practices. Not professional AT ALL.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Cleaning up after hot wax play. #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Not able to afford waxing at the moment. #PervertProblems #ITCHY

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

@La_Sarcasma This is NOT OK.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Whenever I brush my hair when my bf is naked it takes ALL my restraint not to turn his perfect arse a glorious shade of crimson.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

“@theunrulyboy: I keep being reminded that it is way too long since I last had a face-full of spunk. Woe is me!” #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

I’m not the only one who always inhales as people run past me, am I? MMMM. Fresh sweat.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Sex work is quite often the least sexy work EVER.

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

So not in the mood today. I feel gross, tired & have my period but I need to Domme up and think of the money. ;) #itsallabouttheBenjamins

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

Queening can be murder on the thighs.

[Your Highness @FindomAmiee]

Urgh. Stop begging for tributes!
There's a difference between dominating and begging. #findomproblems #instadommes

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

I can’t afford this. http://t.co/OEMXlVVmw8 #PervertProblems

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

@missjulia2013 Thanks! X

[Pervert Problems @MyPervertProbs]

@madamMalarky Wank it out.