rachel pierson

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“I don’t bite my nails. I CHEW them.”

-Marvin, 9

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“Most baseball players are dads and have dad bods, so they’ll have a beer belly.”
- Marvin, 9 watching Game 7

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“I love that it doesn’t notificate me when it’s lower than 5%!!”

-Marvin, 8. His iPad died.

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“If you think about it - Dad was kind of my cousin before you got married.”

- Marvin, 8

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“I think it’s much more sad when your dog dies than if you were to go $4,000 into debt.”
-Marvin, 8

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@dakotasportsnow @metrosportstv I didn’t realize it was going to be a SFC broadcast. Next time specify that it’s not going to be neutral commentary.

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@AmyDreher This game is bananas.

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@SDPBSports Ha. I guess that was too big of a request.

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@SDPBSports Hopefully there will be more neutral commentators for the championship tomorrow.

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“Do girls hit puberty when they shave their legs?”
- Marvin, 8

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“Mom, when you were growing up, did cartoons have color?”

-Marvin, 7

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“This tastes like a funeral.”

- Marvin, 7, eating a Dole Sunflower Crunch salad

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“I really don’t like lonely laughing. Like if I’m the only one laughing at something.”

-Marvin, 7

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“McKinley is a really good brother. He’s taught me everything I need to know about life.”

- Marvin, 7

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“Oh. He dropped it. Thank you gosh. I mean thank you Jesus.”

- Marvin, 7

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“There’s just something so satisfying about a clean kitchen sink.”

- McKinley, 11

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@CappinJacks “I just found old clips and put them together.” 💁🏻‍♂️ #webirthedagenius

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“I only have one mom…unless you pushed me in somebody else’s butt.”
- Marvin, 6

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

@eljokr Bahahahaha? My hand twin? Probably!! 🤣

[rachel pierson @MyPiersonalLife]

“The nail polish isn’t fooling anyone…your hands still look manly.”

- McKinley, 10

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