The first @EmersonPolling national survey following President @JoeBiden decision not to seek re-election finds Vice President Kamala @VP Harris leading @realDonaldTrump 50% to 46%: https://t.co/wdfTgSrV4a
@thecavedaddy@PicturesFoIder Bro who hurt you?
Life is too hard and too damn short for this.
Not to mention boring to hold the world to your subjective definition of 'on the right track' means.
Success looks different for everyone.
“So what are you going to do?”
“Ask my boss for a raise.”
“Because what are you?”
“I’m a pelican.”
“And not a...”
“Pelican’t.”
“That’s right.”
“Thanks Marty, I really needed that.”
“No problem, buddy.”
@jankety702@Chris_SactoCA@ghhughes If you think complaining is the subject matter of this discussion, you’re completely missing the point. He’s trying to protect his *life* and by sharing it is helping other literal cancer patients and their families do the same. You got a problem with cancer patients surviving?
Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at New Hampshire Market Basket, police say | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/DitngIQfyo
One time I spent Christmas with an exes family and they asked if I'd ever seen A Charlie Brown Christmas, and I said "no, I'm allergic to peanuts" and nobody got the joke and her mom spent all week avoiding putting nuts in stuff and we broke up like 3 weeks later. Carry on.
A woman just attempted to climb the dais of the Mayor and City Manager to protest the vote just taken on legal encampments.
Bizarre scenes in the Portland council chambers. @WMTWTV
Can confirm the chatter about this, w/ @rachelvscott
If it sounds familiar, it’s because @SpeakerPelosi also had an assistant speaker on her leadership team - Rep. Katherine Clark - to help unite Dems who wanted new blood in leadership