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John Wilkes Booth is trapped in Tilted Towers, and the storm is closing in!😫😫😿😿 Send toe pics to send him the legendary scar to save Spider-Man Elsa!😻😹😸ت

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Is it just me or is the electromagnetic spectrum lookin pretty 🦾🦿 today?👀

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“If she breathe, she a thot. If she contain liquid, she a bottle.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War. My fav bible verse 🥺🥺

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Just got my rectal keyhole double reverse holo penetrated backwards by Nintendo, feeling good!

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@scuffedtherapy Been having a hard time finding anteaters to incinerate got any recommendations?

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@scuffedtherapy Hey it’s the blood god here heard there was some cheese stealing (my favorite pastime, besides eating the fourth from the left toes of orphans) can ya boi satan 2.0 get in here?

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Using a fork to eat cereal is like using a flaccid and slightly phallic shaped tree branch that can weigh orphans in stone on Christmas Eve for baking an upside up vanilla cake for your mother’s brothers daughter that you are dating; it just makes sense! 😊😊

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Can we get like a this smells like scooby doo candle or some shit like cmon Gwyneth get your shit together I want a this smells like Tuesday candle or some shit smh

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Potatoes making me think 👀

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Ah, a man of culture. See, I too collect Gwyneth Paltrow’s candles.

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Dang bro, that sucks. You must be going through rough times. Just remember I will never be there for you in your hard times and glue to you when things look up so you can give me money, okay؟

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🤠👉👌?

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We need to bring back Halloween simulator to Hypixel Minecraft cmon bb

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Your neck is not a shoe so don’t remove it from your foot at 11:23 pm when you go to take a shower and read “To Kill A Mockingbird” by Harper Lee.

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@dreamwastaken2 Huh?

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@Technothepig @KarlJacobs_ Pog

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I hate maroon as a species

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Thinking about becoming a Sailand citizen

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Thinking about camouflage but I can’t visualize it #despacito

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When he puts on the cowboy hat 😫🤠🤤

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There is radio waves in the air that are making the mosquitoes infertile