Guac is Extra

My purse is a taco. My life is a mess.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Get it? The joke is that we might kill some totally innocent people! Haha that’s funny, right?

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Would love to see you get the help you need next. You belong in rehab, not Congress.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

This man creates the wildest veo 3 video I’ve seen, storytelling will never be the same again

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Just absolutely horrifying. You're soulless if you don't think so

[Hutch @hutchinson]

This is literally 1000x worse than Hillary using a private email server btw

[Guac is Extra @MyPurseIsATaco]

@PierrePoilievre Then get your security clearance and let the press tour with you, you insecure little man who can only blame others versus tell us what you’ll do that’s worth voting for.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Hey Canada, one last thing.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

I’m in London this morning, working with President Zelenskyy, Prime Minister Starmer, and European leaders to bring about a just and lasting peace in Ukraine — one that guarantees Ukraine’s sovereignty and security.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

"I knew all the most famous rapists of my generation" is such a crazy way to address this lmao

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

Zelenskyy is what courage looks like in these times.

This is what it is to resist Donald Trump.

He has no place as part of the next G7 meeting in Canada.

I am calling on the leaders of all political parties to clearly send this message to Donald Trump.

I would rather stand with President Zelenskyy any day, than invite Donald Trump to our country.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

As Canadians, we love our country. We are unwavering. We are resilient. When our backs are up against the wall, we will always stand for Canada and choose Canada.

We are a proud, sovereign, and independent country — and we always will be.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The Pentagon just announced that it would double the number of news organizations removed from physical offices to make room for MAGA propaganda media outlets.

OUT: The New York Times, Politico, NPR, The Washington Post, CNN, NBC, The Hill, The War Zone

IN: Breitbart, The New York Post, The Washington Examiner, OAN, Newsmax, HuffPost, The Free Press, The Daily Caller

They’re establishing state-run media, just as totalitarian regimes do.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Obviously I’m the one that’s gonna show cleavage. The bookies weren’t willing to take that loss by offering that bet.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest net worth members of Congress, trade no stock, and take no outside income.

My filings are public. I loathe corruption, and your lying is disgusting.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This you, @RyanAFournier?

[Guac is Extra @MyPurseIsATaco]

@madbutwright I’m barely 5 ft and people always help me with a smile when I ask - sheepishly and politely - for a little help with the stuff I can’t reach. I’m always very appreciative.