James Redwine

Random quotes from myself, family, friends, the media and the world.

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“Are there Drag Queens in Long Beach?” -Emily #AreThereGaysAtDisneyland?

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“Coloring gives me anxiety.” -Emily #EmTV #ShesSeriousToo

[James Redwine @MyQuotableLife]

“Those who never change their minds, never change anything.” -Winston Churchill #DarkestHour #amcbps

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"I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises." #AmericanVandal #Netflix

[James Redwine @MyQuotableLife]

“If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.” -Dalai Lama XIV #BeHappy #QuoteoftheDay

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“If you make a poop, I’ll buy you a prize.” - #OverheardAtDisneyland

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“Does Kleenex go bad?” -Ray #HeWasSerious #LegitQuestion

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“It feels weird when I tongue my toenail.” - Madison #GirlsAreWeird

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"I never felt more basic in my entire life." - @KarenHonestly https://t.co/em04I2Jnk1

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"How's that vagina treatin you?" -Ray on how straight men talk to women.

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"I would be a whole man if I had one quarter of Cumberbatch in me." -Kyle Allen #ThePath (I feel the same way ;) https://t.co/f9YgFApEpJ

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"How can you eat without listening to hardcore porn?" #TheGoodPlace

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#GoT #SPOILERS "How dare that pale face zombie Olympicist wannabe kill a dragon?!" -Jenny #PassionateViewer

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"Say no to drugs, say yes to tacos." @MaddyBRandom

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"I've never smelled a hipster." @animain13 #RandomTruth

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"I could fuck up some KFC right now." -@AnibaeAsh #KeepinItReal

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"What is spit but mouth semen." - Ray (This literally came out of his mouth.) #ridiculous

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"Don't be angry. Beyoncé." -Kris. For the record... I died! LMAO!

[James Redwine @MyQuotableLife]

Ray- "We didn't do Easter baskets for each other?" Me- "Do you celebrate Easter?" Ray- "No, but I celebrate candy." #Priorities

[James Redwine @MyQuotableLife]

"This isn't hell... This is Holland!" #TheWindmill