TheShadowKnows

Tiny, black, always hungry, and better than Teddy.

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The Shadow knows it all now. Rest in peace, Shadow. We love you and miss you.

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It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Parteeeeeeeee!

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C'mon lazy bro... do I have to do all the begging around here?

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@emarksteiner What's "work"?

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AP Calc is stupid, Caitlin!

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I just want to kiss every Caitlin I see.

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Happy Birthday, @cemarksteiner! Woof! Any new toys? Steak, maybe? Come cuddle on the couch with me...

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My owner is all excited about some Mountain Lion. I don't see or smell a thing.

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MEAT

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Burgers one night and steak the next?!?!!? Life is good!

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Today I discovered that blueberries actually taste good if you chew them.

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Somebody pet meeee

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but touch my food and I'll give you rabies.

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Tonya had leftover ribs for lunch and she didn't give me any. #firstworldpains

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Happy belated 5th birthday to my bro, Teddy. Welcome to middle age...

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I want food.

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My family is being really loud.

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I know there's steak around here somewhere...

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Woof