Chris P. Bacon

Lover of football, wrestling, housewives and being a thorn in the Tories side. These views are my own but no doubt shared by millions

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

The fish 🐟 & chips smelled stronger than the tacos 🌮😂

Congratulations to England national football team — do you think it’s finally coming home this time? 😅
EVRASIS got your back 🤣⚽

#ilovethisgame #forevramonday #positive4evra

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@Baddiel MGW
Palmer
Foden
Trent
Shaw
Maguire
All improve this team

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@DKingTelegraph Does Djed know where the bodies are buried?

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Take Harry Kane out of the England squad and we’re basically San Marino.

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@WrestleTalk_TV Theory looks a million dollars.
The characters... See Derek Trotter

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@StokeyyG2 Knuckle draggers the lot of them

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

"Start Endrick or turn into a cow."

Ancelotti:

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@UtdFaithfuls It's a lot to pay for the new Kalvin Philips

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@_denisesalcedo

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@WrestleFeatures To the doctor's first. That was a nasty cut near his eye

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

In case anyone is keeping score. 6 vandals arrested at the reflecting pool for putting their hands in the water. Zero arrests in the Epstein case.

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@StrettyDave Let him go for free. Bought him back for £89m. Then let him go again for free. The worst piece of business in football history

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@_onlyscott Is this pyramid upside down?

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@Footballtweet How is this even racist? People love to get triggered by anything these days

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@markgoldbridge He'll be a top player in the National League when they finally get charged

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Can’t believe I’ve wasted my whole life on only English football twitter

[Chris P. Bacon @MySolskjaer]

@Ronieutd Dean Whitehead?

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

The UK is like a football club sacking managers constantly because it's easier than admitting that you're just shit

Brexit and 14 years of the Tories completely screwed us and nobody from Burnham to Farage can fix it until we accept that we sold Xabi Alonso for Alberto Aquilani

[Geo D'Incau 🇲🇽 @Yosh_G]

Endrick: me gustan mucho los dinosaurios

Ancelotti: