Creepy Stolen Laptop

The life of a stolen laptop. I tweet about everything that happens with me through tracking software.

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@YooperInDaHood I had @crashplan. its not really a tracking software but a cloud backup program. I backed up everything that happened on me

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.. return me. During that week she made sure I wouldn't ever be used again, physical damage and internal.

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Ok tweeps. Its time to get real here. Is there anyone in the media who would like to tell this story? The SPD gave the woman a week to...

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Ms. X and her IT person have erased my files and placed a hardware/harddrive password so I can't have a new OS.

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Things didn't go too well when i got home either! Here's me and my new big brother being introduced https://t.co/7xw2AOd6ya

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And poked my eye out and stole the power cord. Seems ms x wasn't pleased that she was caught!

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They removed my cover, broke my keys...

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What!? Noooooo!

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Mom was so nervous! Will her baby laptop be ok?

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Mom and dad came to get me today!

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@MarjorieIngall as an over-engineered symphony of silicon, i find most humans are slow. Don't beat yourself up

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@MarjorieIngall ADvertisement

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ALL YR DATAS ARE BELONG TO US

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what have we mmmhhhear?.. #protip | You have to empty the trash to delete files Ms. X

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For those who are curious, here's Ms. X's astrological chart.

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With the monday deadline fast approaching what will Ms. X do? Return me? Sell me on CL and plead ignorance? throw me out of a car?

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If she clicks the AD then it goes here to my twitter profile.

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I've got it! my owners know enough about Ms X to place a google ad that will only target her. the advert. will follow her wherever she is!

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Maybe my real owners should post a computer for sale on craigslist, and wait for Ms. X to call? I know she's looking for one

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You know, a good person who wouldn't compromise her daughter's safety or privacy.