Rank the band by who'd survive longest in the wild. Wrong answers only. 🧵
🥁 Carl Holz — drums. Tries to start a fire by drumming on two rocks. Dies first.
🎸 Kevin Campbell — lead guitar. Builds a shelter out of old strings and refuses to leave. "The reverb in here is perfect."
🎤 Steven Williams — vocals. Convinces a bear to sing backup. The bear has notes.
🎸 Doug Adair — bass. Survives longest out of pure spite and low end.
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@MySwilly Money aint all in Life. It has deffo had a big Bug Bear for me .I need to Thank You for Saving My Life .Now Fuck Off and get this Band @MySwilly back on track