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@SportsSturm how big was it in 2011 that Kidd could guard bigger. Vs lakers and heat

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@corbydavidson lol has anybody ever argued otherwise?

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@JustinMonty #wawa

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@tealtonedturtle @NotJackKemp I’m guessing this has come across your desk

[Sam Biddle @samfbiddle]

NEW: I've uncovered an AI slop mill quietly backed by U.S. Special Operations pushing military propaganda across Latin American and the Caribbean, all disguised as a lifestyle brand. It mixes every bad 2010s media startup idea with Pentagon PR.

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@Sceptyk7 @howie_hua The formula might only work if m and n are relatively prime

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@tealtonedturtle It’s a big year for Frisco Bowl period

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[turned the lights off, carried it home @coldhamsandwich]

Minnesota playing chess, unfortunately for them the Avs are playing hockey.

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@Kris_Creed @NotJackKemp @w_kowalski_man lol I went to UNT
I was talking about Jake. Cheers

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@Kris_Creed @NotJackKemp @w_kowalski_man Not that it really matters but he literally got a masters degree in political science or something similar at UNT 🤷‍♀️

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@BonifaceEsq @RoostersRealm @LandonMTaylor16 @NotJackKemp lol I was just making a flippant reply to a cliched response (bodies etc)

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@BJ_owns Just kidding I already did it. Told you I was dumb. Anyway love the show. Keep running the ball.

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@BJ_owns Ha I couldn’t figure out how to rate the pod from my phone. Trying again…(I’m dumb)

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@RoostersRealm @LandonMTaylor16 @NotJackKemp What does this even mean? Are there stacks of bodies in Norway and Denmark?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Unfortunately there is a really high bar to have the #1 NFL boat-rental-for-sex story of all time

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@BJ_owns @bracketdan @NotJackKemp Kentucky derby Monday reminds me of the greatest 8:40 character ever, Mystik Dan. #NoMuppet
https://t.co/HurIFhWFX2

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

@DallasXCEO hey didn’t get my newspaper this morning could you post the results of the GCSID election?

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@JustinMonty makes you think

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

Playoff series wins before turning 25:

1 — Bronny James
0 — Michael Jordan

(Via @realapp)

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

It's like he was hand picked to annoy the worst people ever and I'm having a good time.