Birds aren't real

Lockdowns were used to change to updated batteries in the pigeons. The new batteries charge wirelessly via 5g. Older model pigeons sat on power lines to charge.

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@Senator_Stank @dantypo Platner agreed that it's an SS Totenkopf, he only claims he didn't know what it was when he got it, or for 20 years after that

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@the_jess_who @dantypo Nobody is embracing Hunter Biden. That's entirely an astroturf campaign

[The Charming Cad @Manderskat]

😂😂

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@Naterian @Aella_Girl I agree in principle, but...

I made a mistake that got my best friend killed, horrifically. I could do without knowing what that looked like

I've met someone who accidentally killed their own infant. The Dr's lied to her

I had a classmate who hid stage 4 cancer until the end

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@Aella_Girl That's what a person who doesn't know too much says

I lost memories to a TBI, just not the right ones, like:

How burning & inside out people smell

The feeling of realizing the stuff on your shirt is part of a liver

Crabs doing a clown car exit of a toddler's neck hole

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@griffraff97 I've got an 1898 Abercrombie & Fitch harpoon gun

I got it for $60 at a pawn shop, because it's got a warped stock & they couldn't figure out what it shot because it's bore is the same diameter from breech to muzzle, no throat

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

She’s completely fine btw. They decided to just be friends though

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@hoshizorarock Toasted cheese time!

[Buni @bunicomic]

They said it was just a routine biopsy
https://t.co/xfhvx0z4mB

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@tuuu28283 You did great!

People from the south part of the US have more of an accent than you

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@radioactivered Does this mean I should stop displaying novelty hazmat placards on my car?

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@radioactivered @ITangoI I own 1 radioactive marble. We are not the same

:)

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@MrLeadslinger Mine made my teeth hurt with every shot

Not as bad as an HK51K, which made every bone I've previously broken twinge at each shot

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@thefutabomber @ATFirearmsTTV My God, your drip is so hard!

I swear I nearly got a charisma overdose from just looking at this picture of iconic vintage swag

Just the lingering effects made my neighbor's peacock with the 9' tail display burst into tears. He had to evolve tear ducts from scratch to do so

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

This isn't necessary a human implant, however titanium surgical nails probably aren't used much in Commie vet med.

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@boxcardavid How about range?

My current cat spraying bottle is only good for about 18 feet

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@npoleons Sounds good to me

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@RKS1231740 I left you guys a fish head on the roof, and you didn't touch it

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@BudLightSadness I pull their heads off pretty often. So far, all of them have died