Darren Watts

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Tonight's reason my preschooler cried: Picked a cookie for dessert, ate 95% off it and realized what she really wanted was a creamsicle

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Why kids are good for the self esteem:

Me: 'Zoe you're cute'

Zoe:' you're cute too daddy'

#ToddlerSaysWhat #shethinksi'mccuuuutteee

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zo picks up car seat manual, 'this is my research'.

She's 3

#ToddlerSaysWhat #magicschoolbus

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zoe: 'Everyone needs cookies sometimes'

#cookiemonster #3yearoldlifelesson #ToddlerSaysWhat

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Z: daddy I'll read a book to you, I don't know how to read the words but I can show you how to look at the pictures #reader #ToddlerSaysWhat

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zoe to Papa: 'Papa, can I have some of your lipstick'

(Referring to Papa's Burt's Bees chapstick)

#ToddlerSaysWhat #papawearslipstick

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zo: where are you going daddy?
Me: the bathroom
Zo: I'll come too...
Me: no
Zo: I could help you wipe!
#ToddlerSaysWhat #pooinpeace #isaidno

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zoe noticed the Christmas lights have been taking down and says 'Daddy, WHY did you do that?' # unimpressedtoddler #ToddlerSaysWhat #luvxmas

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Bright sunny day without sunglasses Zoe says 'go away sun, I don't like the sun'. #prefersraincouver #ToddlerSaysWhat

[dadpression @Dadpression]

It’s less like my son is learning new words and more like he’s learning new demands.

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Zoe when she thinks she's old enough to do something :

'I three to do it'

#ToddlerSaysWhat #threenager

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

It's 3am! https://t.co/iWKDvCfGRN

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

hungry

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

@lime_green they might as well be out together Yak has been a sak since McDavey has been out. #YakiKurri

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

I didn't want to risk it... #passthecheeseburger #friesandfrostyluv https://t.co/LXt7859Kdo

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

And down goes Yak... #murphylawisthenewLW https://t.co/b9UTNRuXRm

[Cait @lime_green]

I just want Connor McDavid to come baaaaack 😭. #Oilers

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Reading her Elmo xmas book and Zoe lets out a burp I ask her what she needs to say and she says 'I'm reading right now' #academiaovermanners

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Every morning and evening Zo asks where'm I going today (daycare, Nana's, ect.) #ToddlerSaysWhat #toddlershuffle

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

I like any article that uses the word sire to describe procreation #isiredtwotimes https://t.co/pOIMOT9gL2

[Darren Watts @MyToddlerToldMe]

Because #parenting