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🎭📚🌊

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@mjfree @FIFAWorldCup Haven’t watched or been invested in a single game … until this one. Go, Belgium!!

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@FallonTonight @mattymatheson @TheNotoriousMMA @arloparks Really shocking and disappointing that you would have such a violent rapist as a guest. Why??? Jimmy, the damage is done, but people need an apology or an explanation. Silence = Consent.

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@BrunoMars Anyone who doubts that this postponement wasn’t essential hasn’t been in Toronto today. It has been pouring heavy rain non-stop, with high winds and a wind chill close to 0C. This isn’t a cute little rain shower in August. It’s awful.

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@TheCinesthetic

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DEAR MR. TRUMP,

THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. WHILE WE REVIEW YOUR "LIVING IN HELL" STATEMENT OF LOVE AND PEACE, WE SUGGEST YOU APPLY TO THE INTERNATIONAL COURT AT THE HAGUE. YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

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@ick_real Yup.

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@thehipofficial @tessavirtue @ScottMoir @Olympics Wow. Full body goosebumps.

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Greenland, i think you can sleep tight 👍

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@thejackhopkins Me too. Absolutely. And it was INCREDIBLE!

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@GovPressOffice THIS medical report is actually believeable! 😁

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@itsSaulGoodman Gus! Lots of unanswered questions there.

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@thehazelmae @newheightshow @JasonKelce @tkelce They say baseball is a smart person’s sport. I rest my case.

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@georgesantos “Sadly”? You should be the happiest criminal in the world today! You’re lucky you get to go anywhere!

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@TareqHadhad @zidan_mila Congratulations!!! How exciting!

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@thehipofficial @SooToday It’s the best cider ever! Had it in Kingston!

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@stylishdawg @OlBuzzy But he *did* actually try. You have no idea how difficult it might have been for him to just get there, even psychologically. That alone could have been a huge accomplishment. If you can’t relate to what it might have taken, at least be more compassionate.

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@itsSaulGoodman All of it! I’m watching it over again for the zillionth time. I never get tired of it. The acting, writing, cinematography - it’s all brilliant!

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@MargaretAtwood Brilliant (of course).

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Emily Spanton @whatdoesntkillu]

Ryerson Fuller (driver, IG ry_76_16)

Robert Kirkpatrick (passenger, robert.kirkpatrick7)

Wyatt Clarke (back, wyattclarke__) - CHARGED

All have been suspended from Lug Sports Peterborough hockey team.