MyWifeLeftMe

She took the kids :-(

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cha boy eats toes on wednesdays AND WEDNESDAYS ONLY!¡! i will have the final say.

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frank asked me yesterday if i knew where the magnet is. how. please tell me how frank. if i knew where the fucking magnet was we wouldnmt be in this mess right now. this message was not written by daniel.

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@kirawontmiss good forg

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One day I’ll look over at my hprseshoe and tell it “Scram you! Get out of here!” and it won’t move. Why? IT’s a horseshoe. I’m gonna mcfucking lose it

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@kirawontmiss KIRE HELP ME FIND MY WIFE PLEASE I CANT KEEP LOOKING FOR HER ON MY OWN

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mutant cat eat liqud ice hahahaha i love memes

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My wife has not been seen (by me) since 2019. I want to hug her and feed off of the microbacteria between her toes again. i miss the toe cheese so mu h 😭😭😭

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there will be calamrity when i find whats eating all my sunflowers. i need those seeds, they bear fruiit dontcha know

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and they dont stop running and they dont stop running and they dont dtop running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running

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bugf

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@kirawontmiss I once edited something. It was a photo collage of me, my wife and my kids. It was one of the only things that my wife didn’t take when she left me and took the kids. @kirawontmiss please help me find my wife :(

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dbebegegssysuxjdnenew GER FR EUSNEBEVEV 🦷

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@DailyLoud I miss my son. He is not dead, my wife just took him.

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@PeeWeeDaPlug I remember when my dad retired. He looked me in the eye (he only had one) and said “Daniel, one day you’re going to see a shrimp. That shrimp will be the peak of your miserable life.”

I alwqys took that with me, and I live by it.

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@kirawontmiss Kira! HELP ME FIDN MY WIFE PLEASE! I remember seeing you when I was homeless on the television in the YMCA. You can go therough walls. Please. I am in tears.

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@beyoncegarden @jinkyys The only thing I know about beating is when my dad would beat me with jumper cables. That does not compare to the pain of losing my wife :(

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@cosmicpi94 @RepJamesClyburn Wow! that’s a DJEBAGGAAUWB story :)

i miss when my wife would beat me with our shared disappointments :(

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@CamInman I know someone named Sam. He used to do garden. My wife would sit by the window and eat raw corn husks, watching with a certain allure. My therrpist said there’s no use in looking back, so I bought 45 degree vision glasses 😎

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@BillyM2k There’s no telling what Max is, all I know is me and my wife used to watch HBO. when the scenes with naked people would come on, my wife woulb put her “chastity eggs” on her eyes and say “Don’t think about it Daniel.”

I miss her do much.

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when i was homeless in ‘04 a man gave me a 3 peace chicken select from mcdonalds. there was no mustard. they say icarus flew too close to the sun, but if he looked closer he’d realize the mustard was here the whole time.