Filthy-Mouthed Wife

pretty, but tough…like beef jerky in a ballgown. mom👶🏼👧🏼👦🏻🐶🐶 wife👨🏻‍⚕️interior designer🏡 Heart of gold, spine of steel. 💛

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

Stop telling black people to “get over slavery” when you still haven’t gotten over losing your slaves.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@TownofFMB Is it possible to travel off the island to the south yet?

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

Bring it on.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@AnthonyMKreis Imagine having to cook dinner for your unemployed, indicted husband on some ill-gotten granite. No, thank you.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@AnthonyMKreis Or do what I did and become an interior designer and buy yourself the damn corruption-free marble you really want. Don’t settle, ladies.

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

Coco!! A reminder of how sports can be joy. Nail biting. Excruciating. Exciting and inspiring. Wow.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Shot. Chaser.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@prem_thakker @MollyJongFast My uncle landed in Milwaukee from London last night. This was his email to me:

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@KevinMKruse I wish…on both fronts 😉

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

COURT CALLED TO ORDER

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@AWeissmann_ Very legal. Very cool. 🙄

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@AWeissmann_ I love that our court system has been fully infested with Fox News branded brain worms 🙄

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

There it is.

Special Counsel has just alerted the DC federal judge about Trump's social media post today

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[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

A real reminder to check the guest wing of your castle.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

Good day. Let’s do it again. Same time, next week, in Georgia?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump and Jack Smith in the courtroom

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@BeschlossDC The poor omelet bar.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

Roses are red.
Trump’s filled with gloom.
Hopefully shitting his pants as

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

@CBSNews Jack Smith just entered courtroom

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@MollyJongFast @atrupar An anthropomorphic sewer main break in downtown Washington.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@craigtimes @DavidJollyFL @SkylerSwisher I’ve spent $190k out of pocket on Fort Myers Beach. And it’s still uninhabitable. Haven’t seen a dime from the state or insurance. These grifters are the absolute worst kinds of people.

[Filthy-Mouthed Wife @MyWitsEndWithU]

@Mike_Pence @KarenPence @IndyStateFair I’m no @dieworkwear, but I don’t think that ensemble is going to help win you any elections 😬