MyZenRocks

The Mini-Meditation Perfect For Everyone
& the Most Enlightened Novelty Gift.

[MyZenRocks @MyZenRocks]

The Mini-Meditation Perfect for Everyone

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@NoRedText @dfreeman000 @RogSat @DJ_Barc @Leifendeth @UBERSOY1 @esjesjesj This data is visually doctored. Look at the actual numbers on the left of the chart. There are only 92 total... they inflated the data to "scale" 48,000 to a million. That's an absurd adjustment to scale

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@elonmusk This data is visually doctored. Look at the actual numbers on the left. There are only 93 total... they inflated the data to "scale" 48,000 inmates to a million. That's an absurd adjustment

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Since the people of Amazon were asking...

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Thursday already? Yeesh. Let's do this...

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You can't lose.

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What's so special about My Zen Rocks?

...other than that it's a hilarious gift
you can personalize for someone at
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It's the analog ZENtertainment you've been missing

Mediating sarcastically is still mediating.
Chew on that... not rocks.

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[MyZenRocks @MyZenRocks]

Wishing somone would ZENd you a set?

Grab your own novelty Zen.
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Our Official Response.

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Got that Valentine's gift on lock down?

A little birdy told us our rocks can be steamed and used for massages...

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Reach for Zen
Reach for My Zen Rocks

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Plan that get away... give your brain a break.
We got you

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No wrong place to zen

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[MyZenRocks @MyZenRocks]

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Make a plan for zen...

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New Year. Same Baggage.

Let go with #myzenrocks

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Hope Your Christmas was as Zen as hers...

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