College Dorm Life

It's college! Live it up. I can give you a handful of hints and tips along the way.

HAVE FUN AND DRINK UP

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Final essay due tomorrow. Wikipedia and caffeine it is.

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Hangover hash browns sound soo good right now

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S/O to all the kids who are gonna drink before the footballs tonight!

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Not to get technical... But according to chemistry alcohol is a solution 🍸

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PAIN makes you STRONGER. TEARS make you BRAVER. A BROKEN HEART makes you WISER. And ALCOHOL makes you not remember any of that CRAP. #BOOZE

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The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, I would be blowing 4.0

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Your freshman year. DO NOT TAKE 8am classes. You are setting yourself up for failure already.

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A nice mixed drink would be really nice right now 🍹

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.. #IsThatBad?

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Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and six bottles in the other. What do I have?

Me: A GOOD FUCKING NIGHT :)

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I can remember every line of @Tyga but can't remember fucking vocab!

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College life is great, in high school you had to count down to Friday, but in college you can count down to Thursday #Thirstysthursday

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I choose the to do laundry until I need too! I go commando with no socks #ShitHappens

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Time really flies when you take two naps a day 😅

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Fuck this, my fridge is the definition of the Hunger Games.

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Thirsty Monday? 🍺

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Wikipedia understands the college life.

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A nice screwdriver to wake up >>>