Mykayla

listen, fuck off

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

I didn’t play with dolls in 7th grade I smoked plastic

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Asking the bartender for a dr pp

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

@POTUS Fucking piece of shit liar

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

I started the walking dead again for the 5th time, no one’s gonna like me til I get it done

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Spread my ashes at the swanzey market basket

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Asking for a George santos cameo for my birthday/Christmas please

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

There is an unidentifiable crust on my screen and I have decided I hate all of you

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Found out one of my coworkers meets up with someone once a week to do the nasty on a tractor. They call it tractor time. That’s all I have to say

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Have you as a woman every shaved your pits or waxed your mustache? Oops! That’s gender affirmation! Grow the fuck up

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

If you ever hear me say “fuck it, we ball” be prepared to watch me fully disassociate from reality

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

@Dpete9Peterson @POTUS Huh..? Pay for the old and deprive the young? Who will be here longer? Let them get educated and figure out how to avoid this mess the old ones created.

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Hey guys update, don’t worry I have acquired enough balsamic glaze for at least 6 more months

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

When the apocalypse happens y’all better keep your dirty mitts off the balsamic glaze at market basket cause I will kill

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Contractors are just really good at building forts

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

The men crying about Dylan being on Bud Light cans is reminiscent of Alex Jones saying the chemicals in water is turning the frogs gay. I rest my case.

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

It’s really crazy that the Bible got remixed AGAIN in the 20th century and now there’s a cult advocating for the genocide of the LGBTQIA+ community.. and for what?

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

I don’t have a squatty potty but I do have double platform crocs, I work with what I have.

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

I will be watching Narcos because I am rock hard for Pedro Pascal.

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

Had bagels and lox and now I am having discourse with god. Pray for my hole

[Mykayla @My_Kaylaa]

@myjikookhome @EThompson_ @tryguys Yes miles!