MyaH OnFiyah

Living Life Day By Day... No Regrets, Except 4 That Time When, Oh And That Other Time When... AND THAT OTHER TIME!!!

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@KevOnStage No. Millennial!

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Something bout that Waffle House in the late night, it just hit different.

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One place I don’t mind going looking disheveled, The Beauty Supply. They know what time it is, and it’s only a matter of time I’m being put back in the game baby!

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One thing about me, I like assigning people a mental health diagnoses. Them signs start popping out, and it’s time for you to get assigned!!! I might not have the proper degree to back up my findings, but the data in my case files DON’T LIE!!!

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One of the best things I did during the pandemic was take one of my stimmy’s and buy some oil stock… #Percolating Over 3K in profits… If only I invested more 😞

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GDOT, I WANT YOUR HEADS!!! Idk how many roads y’all got closed in Atlanta today, but a commute that would normally take 25 minutes on a great day, 45-50 minutes on a bad day, TOOK ME AN HOUR AND 40 DAMN MINUTES!!! WHO’S RESPONSIBLE??? WHO???

[MyaH OnFiyah @MyaLuvsNatural]

Chile let me gone and take this Christmas tree down 😞

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Okay Navient!

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Finally hit that point where I’m ready to start embracing my greys. No more plucking. No more dyes. Just #LetItHappen

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If it’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a clingy MF! You gotta let that shit breathe! There ain’t a soul on this earf I want to talk to every damn day!

[MyaH OnFiyah @MyaLuvsNatural]

@Mappy6984 They fun AF.

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As soon as I add a person’s contact to my phone, here come Facebook suggesting them as a friend. FB IF YOU DON’T STAY YO ASS OUT MY GAHDAMN CONTACTS!!!

[MyaH OnFiyah @MyaLuvsNatural]

I set a goal to pay off my car by the end of the year. Goal met. Merry Christmas to myself. Now I just need Lil Stackhouse to stick around at least 5 mo years with little to no problems, in Jesus name we pray :)

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My HOA towing cars on Christmas. These bastard bitches at it again, SMH!

[MyaH OnFiyah @MyaLuvsNatural]

@KameronBennett Where does my black ass apply?

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@AmericaPapaBear They had it at the white school I attended one year.

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@CCPISASSH0E I’m 35. Where do I submit my report card?

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@chefsevenn Burn that sausage some.

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Just finished Season 3 of Reasonable Doubt. #latepass *slow claps* Them writers was writin they ass off. Them cliff hangers they be having at the end of seasons… Whew chile. Emayatzy Corinealdi be acting her ass off! No Golden Globe, Emmy, or Critics Choice nomination is absurd!

[MyaH OnFiyah @MyaLuvsNatural]

@KevOnStage They better than me. I would have told you we only got salt.