Mya 🖤 Tuesday

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[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

This is actually Mya. I think someone stole my @MyaTuesday handle (@Twitter wtf???) so I'm improvising.

Not a bot. See:

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

The way I want a cult to find me, draw me in, and swallow me whole.

[AURIC @theauriclife]

All these planets in Aries is the “return to self”, “waking up” and “coming back into purpose” energy we have been needing for some years.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Thinking of simpler times... when my priorities involved car stereo upgrades.

[Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian]

What are we going to do tho https://t.co/QBI7XUzkVF

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

I think I'm just someone who was never gonna let you muthafuckas forget.

And I am more than ok with that.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

The fact the general public has access to zip ties is terrifying.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

You can't even take a piss in Portland anymore as a paying customer.

I just walked in walgreens, because yes, I needed to pee. Grabbed some bevvies. Ask for the code as I'm leaving - with my purchases in my hand - she says they no longer have a public restroom.

What The Fuck.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

These DoorDash changes have me ready to drive off a fucking bridge. The pilot rewards program is fucking us. You can't just work harder when the odds are stacked against you. It's set up to fail. I was one good night away from being platinum again now... I'm just fucked.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

I'm pretty sure I just gave $10 to someone who isn't actually homeless. #Portland

- me, an actual homeless person. Kindof.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Wtf does "healthy lifestyle" mean on an apt listing? JFC.

Idk if this means no drugs/booze or if you're only accepting fit-body gym bros/babes.

Portland is weird AF. #PDX

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

But, honestly, people. Truly. Explain to me how you're mad about a job with 1000% flexibility, NO BOSS, NO COWORKERS, and you quite literally can come to work in your pajamas and just chill in your own car all day/night listening to music.

Like wtf is wrong with you?

#DoorDash

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

I left the #DoorDash group I was in after about a week. Those people are either fake or miserable. Or literally both, because if you need to post for clout in a DD group, you're fucking miserable.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

I actually like doing #DoorDash, the majority of the time. Nothing is great all the time. But as soon as I consider the alternative (a "real" job) I'm extremely grateful the gig economy exists 🙌

Those folks can stay miserable.

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Saw that Diane Keaton died and my first emotion was envy. I literally just thought, "God, that lucky bitch".

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

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[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

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[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

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[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Home for SALE or RENT in Shreveport, Louisiana, Broadmoor 3bd/2ba ️🏡

https://t.co/LTCut1tLag

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Support needed to pay for my mother's headstone and keep her home from foreclosure until it sells. I'm also trying to get funds to probate my grandfather’s will. They both died within weeks of one another. Thank you 💓
#GoFundMe 🙏

https://t.co/hn55uT7HhS

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Support needed to pay for my mother's headstone and keep her home from foreclosure until it sells. I'm also trying to get funds to probate my grandfather’s will. They both died within weeks of one another. Thank you 💓
#GoFundMe

https://t.co/hn55uT7HhS

[Mya 🖤 Tuesday @MyaTuesday4Real]

Support needed to pay for my mother's headstone and keep her home from foreclosure until it sells. I'm also trying to get funds to probate my grandfather’s will. They both died within weeks of one another. Thank you 💓
#GoFundMe

https://t.co/hn55uT7HhS