Michael

I'm on track to being a mad scientist, right now I would put myself at disgruntled

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@NY1 My dad always said that having a dishwasher is better than sex and after many years and sink-loads I’m beginning to see the wisdom in that statement

[Ashley McDonald @GhostsofGlencoe]

These two sure are cozy watching @NY1 this morning. They're much happier than their groggy faces let on 😉

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@JamieStelter been pulling for Philly the whole game #GoBirds

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@patkiernan @JamieStelter call it the Rail, Road, and Rowboat Report

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@thisisdanbell Cove Haven Resort in the Poconos for Another Dirty Room? https://t.co/QL9q6qCcZx

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@AskTOH I'd love to build a path from my house down to the lake using Railroad ties and gravel if you'd like to come to PA

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@AskTOH my freezer gets cold but my refrigerator does not. Is this a voltage issue?

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@deliverydotcom the promo code you sent me that was supposed to expire at 3 is actually expired at 1:30

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Whoever checks Terry Bradshaw's shirt for stains, you're fired #tomatosauceorchili?

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@AskTOH is there such a thing as dishwasher cabinetry where I could put my dishes away dirty?

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

TFW you're hooking up with the ugliest person but they're the best sex you've ever had @HousewvsFantasy #RHONY

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@JohnErickson107 @Bricky_T I ain't paying attention to FF yet

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@Bricky_T follow me so we can DM

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Michael Phelps is the kind of guy who smashes down his kid's shot during a friendly game of HORSE #Olymdick

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Whoever thought the servers they had was enough for #PokemonGO needs to get shot into the sun

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Great new cornhole tables from @PartyPong

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Back in the 80's they kept the whores in the Macy's Windows #RHONY

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

@TysonFoods surprised to find a completely raw tender when I bit down

[RHONYFantasyLeague @HousewvsFantasy]

From the one and only #TeamToothyBlowjobs https://t.co/A3dB58BfS9

[Michael @Mycotoxicjoy]

Turtleneck or TurtleTime #RHONY