Mycroft Holmes

Government official. Founder of the Diogenes Club. Brother of Sherlock Holmes.
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@WatsonJW Pleased you won't have to leave the country to follow him around after all?

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@WatsonJW @SherlockSH He'd have no trouble reciting the definition for you at least.

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It must be my brother's doing.

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Good god, I don't tweet for half a year and despite that several thousand more of you have accumulated.

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Here I was, enjoying an afternoon without a barrage of panicked phone calls. How silly of me to expect the peace to continue.

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@SherlockSH Perhaps. But they are occasionally useful.

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@SherlockSH Such a pity no one ever was able to teach you any manners.

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@SherlockSH I doubt the members would agree with you.

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@SherlockSH It was simpler to replace them than attempt to wash out that much blood.

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@SherlockSH You know it is. But the staff don't particularly like you after what happened last time...

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@SherlockSH My home is a very pleasant temperature at the moment. Perhaps you should visit.

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@SherlockSH The temperature of your flat is not my problem, Sherlock.

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@SherlockSH @LestradeGL Stubborn as ever.

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@LestradeGL Perhaps @SherlockSH should answer that question.

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@LestradeGL It's the newest in a line of jokes @SherlockSH uses to mock me.

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@SherlockSH If @LestradeGL had shown up on my desk in a plastic bag, I would be significantly more concerned.

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Still, it's not the strangest security breach I've ever been witness to.

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Someone has left a goldfish in a bag on my desk while I was out... I suspect @SherlockSH has something to do with this.

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@Tomlindaughter1 No.

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@SherlockSH I wouldn't call it that, exactly.